Sleeping on the job...

[Alaric]

As usual, Envy didn't wanna do his work... he never did.
So, it wouldn't be a surprise to see him sleeping on his desk... like he was, right now.
"no.... work....."

[Guest]

Darkamaru was walking by, still in the process of learning his way around when he spotted something...A navy blue, ponytailed something... He walked slowly up to Envy and hid under the desk so Envy wouldn't find out where he was. He then started clapping with the strength of a Carolina Hurricane's hockey game crowd. (xD very loud, in other words)

[Alaric]

"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Envy yelled out as he fell back on his chair, eyes wide and frantic before spotting dark and without hesitation materializing a bat and smacking him in the face with it, "Dark, you little twit!"

[Guest]

Darky made a cactus grow to block the bat before running around the office yelling "Betcha can't catch me! Betcha can't catch me!"

[Alaric]

"Che..." Al growled before shifting into the Fuhrer and stalking out the room, a stern look on his face as he bellowed out in Kenya's voice, "Invidia!! Get back here right now, and that's an order!"
Several of the officers saluted to the Fuhrer, and thus they all expected Dark to do as 'she' said. A scowl was heavily set on 'her' features and she folded her arms.
"I'm waiting, Invidia."

[Guest]

Darkamaru pouted and obediently walked towards 'Kenya' and saluted. "Colonel Invidia..."

[Alaric]

Envy that smacked him on the back of the head before stalking back into his office.
"Follow me, Invidia," 'She' said with a stern voice.

[Guest]

He walked slowly into the office and then immediately once the door was closed, lightly punched Envy's arm. "Not funny..."

[Alaric]

Envy shifted back into himself and snickered.
"And that is why my ability pwns all." Envy said with a wink and a smirk, before snapping his fingers and smacking Dark on the head with the bat again, though he didn't hit hard like before, "I think that's enough punishment for now"
He then walked back to his desk and sighed before pulling out a bottle of orange juice and -as much as he hated the taste of bacon- a bacon fried, for dark to use -since he ALWAYS had bacon on him.
"Make yourself comfortable, bacon-brain, and don't burn the bacon too much, ok?"

[Guest]

Darkamaru stuck his tongue out and laid back on a makeshift couch of chairs he lined up. "Yeah yeah...And why do you assume I will burn it? I'm actually a really good chef, I just like my food tasteless or bitter...Dunno why..." He put the bacon-frier at his feet and pulled a handful of bacon out of his pockets, placing it on the mini-oven to fry.

[Alaric]

'Though so...' Envy thought with a roll of his eyes as he began to sign some paperwork documents, but groaned when tow guys bounded into his room.
"Where's Fuhrer-sama?!" They asked in unison as Envy sweatdropped and pointed to the window -he was on the bottom floor, sadly-.
"She jumped out and ran off."
The two then groaned and left, making Envy chuckle.
"Idiots..."

[Guest]

ooc: I'm just making things clear at this end.

Another man then knocked on the door, to see it open and Colonel Elric to be inside. He stood straight and Saluted.

"Sir, I have important News from Major General Xan. He told me to either Report to the Fuhrer herself, or Colonel Elric. Sir"

[Alaric]

Al blinked... then blinked again...
"Wait, aren't you a rank above me?" He asked with a raised eyebrow in confusion, before sighing and shrugging it off, gesturing to the seat next to the newly dubbed 'Bacon-Brain', "Alright, take a seat and give me the news, do you mind if my cousin is here, or should the mutt sit outside like a good doggie?"
The sarcasm in the last statement couldn't be more evident.

[Guest]

OOC: I'm not Zane at the moment, just some random low life

The man just blinked twice at the confusing statement, and decided to shrug it off mentally.

"Sir Major General Xan needs to report an important casualty."

He pulled a file from under his shoulder, and offered it to Al.

"Brigadier General Zane Valentine has been killed. We believe that he had gone on an unoffical mission to the country of Frostdeath, Only him and one other officer went on the mission."

[Guest]

Darkamaru looked up. "Frostdeath, eh? Well if he died there, what happened to his remains? They would have been taken to a morgue in Frostdeath if they were still there..."

[Alaric]

"Valentine's dead, huh?" Envy asked as he recalled the time he'd leveled up to a level 3, all because of Zane's sharp tongue and his already upset emotions spiraling, "Thanks for telling me. I'll organize the split-transfers of his subordinates immediately."

[Guest]

"Yes Colonel Elric. Also to answer your question Colonel Invidia, Major General Xan has stated that he will be taking care of Brigadier General Valentines funeral. Good day sirs."

Then the officer proceeded to leave, leaving the other two to there own business..

[Guest]

Darkamaru did a half-salute. "G'day, officer."

[Alaric]

Envy half-heartedly saluted, and when the man left the room, the boy just scoffed.
"Well I'm not going, stupid bastard was a jerk when alive."

[Guest]

Darkamaru shrugged. "I barely knew him...But he was a member of Traitorz..."

[Alaric]

"We actually enlisted him...? By any chance were you drunk when that happened?" Envy asked as he began to do his paperwork again -he had a deadline, unfortunately-.

[Guest]

Darkamaru shrugged. "Nah...You were there. 'Member?"

[Alaric]

"Huh? Oh yeah, that's when I leveled up."

[Guest]

"Really? I didn't know that... I leveled up when we were in Drachma that time...Nightmare-memories suck."

[Alaric]

"Che, well I can feel I'll be complete soon enough!" Envy said with a wide grin as hepunched up while grabbing his bicep, "And then I'll be the first complete homunculus!"

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