SPEAK AMESTRIAN, OR AT LEAST AUREGESE!!!

[Alaric]

Envy scowled as he tried and failed to ask yet another Cibolian directions, and of course, they spoke fucking Cibolian! Geez! All he wanted to know was where the nearest inn was and all he got was some gibberish from these people, and half of their words rhymed with pizza... Who has a language based on a food of all things?!
Then again... Darkmaru might.
"Uh, excuse me? Can you tell me where the nearest inn is?" Envy asked yet another passer byer as he rose an eyebrow, but nodded at the word 'inn', or something like that.
"Sei alla ricerca di esorcista Inn? E 'a soli due isolati di distanza, che ha appena avuto modo di girare a sinistra, poi due diritti e siete arrivati. Spero che ti aiuta." He said with a grin as Envy paled, then smacked himself in the forehead, "Straniero?"
"I give up... pizza this, pizza that!" Envy growled as out as the man snickered and left, "Why doesn't anyone speak Amestrian!?!?"

((Translation from italian to english:
"Are you looking for Exorcist Inn? It's just two blocks away, you have just got to take a left, then two rights and you're there. I hope it helps."
"Foreigner?"))

[Guest]

Darkamaru walked up to Envy. He had been collecting cibolian wildflowers to make the little agrophilliac within him happy. He grinned and walked up to Envy. "Hey Shortcake. Whatcha doing out here? I heard you say something about pizza... Are you hungry for some pizza? Cus I thought you could just materialize one..." He grinned and held out a bright blue and gold flower. "You like it? I picked like 20 of them for my garden back in New Optain!"

[Alaric]

"DARKY!!!!!!!!!!!" Envy exclaimed as he latched onto his older 'brother' tightly, "Gods no, all these guys say is 'pizza this' and 'pizza that'!! I hate pizzaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Thank gods you can speak Amestrian! I've been dying to get directions all day!!!!"

[Guest]

He was in a state of shock when Envy shook him. "I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW! ALL I KNOW IS HOW TO GET TO THE FLOWER MEADOWS! " A man walked up and stared at them. "E giusto, il signore. Fa questo TUTTO il tempo... " The man nodded slowly.
"Bene, se e normale per lui... Tiene parlando il discorso senza senso cosi ero curioso... " Darkamaru nodded and waved as the man left. "Now Envy...WHY would they be talking about pizza? They thought you were screaming gibberish..."

(1- It's okay, sir. He does this ALL the time...)
(2-Alright, if it's normal for him... He keeps talking gibberish so I was curious...)

[Alaric]

"Well half the words that came out of their mouth resembled the word pizza... or fettuccine (the pasta)... So, yeah..." Envy finally said as he let go of the man with a grin.

[Guest]

Darkamaru grinned. "So, you need an interpreter? Well, I know just about every language on this big old ball we call Earth, and Cibolan is just one of them. AND THEY WEREN'T SAYING PIZZA! THEY WERE SAYING THAT YOU WERE CRAZY!"

[Alaric]

"That's Cibolian and everyone thinks I'm crazy... now, damnit, I need directions back to the Exorcist Inn!"

[Guest]

Darkamaru smiled. "Cibolan, Cibolian, same thing... And why didn't you just say so?" He smiled and pointed to a sign that said "Esorcista Inn- 2 miles" He grinned. "Just walk a few blocks and you'll get there." He poked Envy's head making a grape appear there and splat on his head while Darkamaru laughed.

[Alaric]

Envy just scowled.
"Jerk."

[Guest]

Darkamaru grinned. "Well, I did just help you find the inn you were looking for! Aren't you glad you knew me?"

[Alaric]

He just face-palmed and sighed. Dark could be so annoying sometimes

[Guest]

Darkamaru smiled and waited for Envy to go look for the inn...

[Alaric]

"Well, cya!!" And then he was gone, hopefully going to FIND the place this time...

[Left topic]

[Guest]

"How intriguing, in its own way. Pride..." said a man who was wearing a long raincoat with his hood up, concealing his Identity.

"What is someone like you doing in Cibola? Some how it wouldn't surprise me if you were just here to pick flowers."

[Guest]

Xan saw two of his friends (and Lords) and wondered what they were talking about.

Ciao i gentiluomini! Come lei è gli individui che fanno?
(Hello gentlemen! How are you guys doing?)

He was wearing the new clothes that he had designed himself, custom made by the best tailors in Cibola, and he felt great!
(The clothes in the signature)

[Guest]

Darkamaru looked at Zane for a few seconds, still registering him. Then he remembered something he had heard when he was first looking over Cibola. "Ahh, Despair." He smiled and waved to the man. "Actually, you got it exactly right... I heard they had an excellent flower shop here, but I don't want to bore you with details."

Darkamaru turned to face Xan. "Ciao!" He grinned and showed Xan his flowers. "It's amazing how just the right flowers grow here... I don't think I've ever seen any like these until now..." He smiled, still speaking casually. "Oh and thank you for letting me move some Frostdeathian settlers into La Cerise. I like how now it's an island mixed with refugees and settlers together..."

[Guest]

"just don't be surprised if some go missing. People tend to do that around here. That is, of course, until their bodies are found. Its dangerous around here..."

was Despairs reply, saying it as if it was a common occurrence everywhere.

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