Re: A lake, homunculi, a human, and.... speedos?

[Guest]

" Its basically a place where you either sit in a small circle of hot water or you lay down and get hit in the back

[Yuan Yao/ Greed]

"It's against my free will." Yuan stated to dark as his Xingese gaurds trailed after him. /Why did they have to come? Now I just need to ake sure nothing happens to those idiots./ he thought angrily at his gaurds.

[Guest]

Takegami set him down on a chair, and a woman who went by 'Helga' walked over and turned him over.

"You gets hot stone treatment now!"

She put black stones fresh out of a fire onto his back, and start karate chopping it super fast. Meanwhile, two cute Aerugese girls walked over to Takegami and gave him a manicure and pedicure. He took two cucumber slices and placed them over his eyes and relaxed happily.

[Guest]

Damien still sitting blinks " What just happened "

[Guest]

Darkamaru sighed in comfort. One of the girls was massaging his back while the other was applying his fingernail polish. He always had his right hand with fingernail polish on the thumb, middle finger and pinky in black and the other fingernails painted white. It was just his special style or something.

[Yuan Yao/ Greed]

Yuan made a slight yelp of surprise. He was okay with the hard karate chopping and okay with the hot rocks, it just surpried him. "Ow." he muttered.

[Guest]

Damien just lays down on the grass " Atleast im not there "

[Guest]

Takegami lifted up one of the cucumbers and looked at one of the Aerugese women and winked at her. She blushed and continued to add nail polish to his fingers, and he simply placed the cucumber back over his eye. Takegami then thought of a cruel, yet hilarious joke.

"Helga, how about giving Yuan a buddhist monk fixture, eh?"

Suddenly Helga smashed her manly hands into Yuan's back. She then jumped up on his back and started stomping on him, although to her, that was walking.

[Yuan Yao/ Greed]

"Ahhh!" yuan yelped, flailing slightly, his spine cracking loudly. "Damn it, take!" he shouted, trying to calm down as ultimate shield spread over his body, a natural reaction to being squished by a large lady.

[Guest]

Darkamaru laughed at Yuan's pain. "S-sorry Yuan i-its just so HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He cracked up laughing so hard that the two girls with him started laughing too.

[Guest]

Damien falls asleep waiting for them

[Guest]

Katie walked up to Damien, seeing as he was alone.
"Damien? Hey, where's everyone else? They just sort of left me and Ming, huh?" She giggled a little, and sat down next to him.

[Guest]

Takegami split his side laughing, literally falling out of his chair. He tried to speak, but it was interrupted by laughter everytime. Even his two waitresses started laughing their asses off.

"Oh god, i-i'm so-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

[Guest]

Damien woke up " Huh oh Hi I thought you went with them to the Spa "

[Guest]

"No, I'm not a very big fan." Katie smiled with a small laugh. "I'll just wait here with you."

[Guest]

" Heh yeah im not a fan of get my spine broken by a large man lady " Damien laughed a little bit

[Yuan Yao/ Greed]

Yuan tried deperately to scramble away from helga, his body now covered in ultimate shield, his sharp finhgers clawing for purchse. "I hate you all!" he shouted as he got himself free and went scrambling to his feet, ultimate shield melting away. he sniffed the air and smelt something burnt. With shaking hands he grabbed his hair and found aboout and inch of hair singed off by the hot rocks. "OH NO! NO WAY! THAT IS MY HAIR!!" he screeched, staring at the burnt, uneven ends. His hair was the one thing he acted even remotely girlish about, and flipped when it was cut.

[Guest]

Darkamaru helped Takegami up and handed one of the girls three Orgolds to replace Helga. She nodded and giggled. "Bien sur, le Regle Du Royaume, monsieur. Cela etait si drole cependant, j'espere qu'il est bon ! " They both laughed and gave each other a hug, customary of Darkamaru, and she walked over to Yuan.
(Of course, Regle Du Royaume, sir. That was so funny though, I hope he's okay!)

[Guest]

Takegami stood up and thanked Darkamaru. He continued to laught slightly, trying to cool down.

[Yuan Yao/ Greed]

"I hate you both so much." Yuan growled. "Got a knife?" he added, wanting to cut the singed ends off his hair and even it out. /My poor spine./ he thought, a sharp ache pulsing in his back.

[Guest]

The girl that had walked over to Yuan nodded and pulled scissors out of her pocket. She began cutting of the bad spots in his hair until it looked semi-decent again. "Est ce bien, monsieur ?" She smiled at Yuan, awaiting a response. (Is that good, sir?) Darkamaru smiled and sighed again as the other girl continued massaging his back and shoulders.

[Yuan Yao/ Greed]

Yuan nodded. "Thank you." he said, grateful to the girl. "And what were you two doing during that episode?" he snapped at his gaurds. "I apoligize, your majesty." one said, suddenly looking very scared. "Our sincerest aploigies,s ir." the other said, both bowing so low it looked like their noses would touch their legs.

[Guest]

Darkamaru snapped his fingers and grinned at Yuan. "I just realized it! All three of us own a country! You have Xing, I have Frostdeath, and Takegami owns this country...I think."

[Yuan Yao/ Greed]

"Yeah, come to think of it. Kinda funny, really." Yuan grinned and waved off his two gaurds, who sulkingly walked off to take up posts where they could watch for danger. "But don't say that so loud, Ming doesn't know of out grandfathers death and I don't plan on telling her yet."

(Ming decided she wants finding out to be ehr tramatic experience, paired with fighting Yuan for not being in Xing to rule it properly.)

[Guest]

Takegami relaxed aswell and started with his manicure and pedicure once again. The two girls talk to eachother in Romanian about the incident and giggled back and forth. He couldn't help but laugh a little himself, that is, untill the neck massage beagan. Then he sunk in his seat, and relaxed, his pink robe still covering his body.

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