Re: Another Pointless Journey

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:56 am

He grinned. "Everything is! Bacon is the ultimate food. Perfect rations in war, a great snack, healthier than other meats, and the best tasting food! It's amazing!"

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:14 am

Tobi sighed. "I prefer steak."

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:15 am

He shrugged. "A good ribeye every now and then is about as good."

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:34 am

Tobi nodded.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:35 am

Darkamaru grinned and popped a few ore cherries into his mouth.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:37 am

Tobi sighed. "Let me guess. You also love cherries entirely too much for it to possibly be healthy?"

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:16 am

He grinned. "Naw, I was just hungry and finished off all my bacon. My plant element really comes in handy for hunger, especially since other than Gluttony, I'm the only homunculus that actually needs food. And a nice salad goes pretty well with any meal."

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:57 am

Tobi chuckled. "So, what, are you always hungry?"

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:07 pm

He grinned. "Well, not ALWAYS, but I am able to become hungry, just not full. Hehe, so I can pretty much pig out without gaining weight...The only downside is...I can't actually grow taller than 3"5..."

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:01 pm

Tobi burst out laughing. "Really? 3 feet? That's like, half my size!"

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:04 pm

He pouted and play-punched Tobi's side. "Hey, it's not my fault...I'm just...Height-Challenged, that's all. Side's I've had a calcium deficiency since I was 4...They tried to make me drink barf." Barf in this case, meaning milk.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:05 pm

Tobi smiled. "Nice." He said, shaking his head.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:13 pm

Darkamaru kept walking for a little bit and then remembered something. "OOH! Mustang, I just had an idea!" He pulled out a small whistle and blew on it. After a few moments, Malice, his loyal fox-eagle, flew down. "We can hitch a ride with Malice! That way we don't have to walk!" He grinned and pointed to Malice's hawk-sized wings.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:14 pm

Tobi looked Malice over and nodded. "I'm all for not walking," He agreed.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:17 pm

"All right, Malice. Show your stuff!" Malice nodded and sort of purred, before his tiny wings exploded outward, becoming about as large as that of a biplane. Darkamaru then tied a chain to Malice's right leg, handing Tobi a chain for his left. He finished chaining Malice's leg and then chained it around his arm and torso.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:31 pm

Tobi grabbed the chain and held it, not quite sure what to do with it. He eyed Malice, hoping the thing wouldn't eat him.

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:28 pm

Malice looked back at Tobi, grinning at him and swishing his tail back and forth. He turned around and licked Tobi, apparently liking him a lot. Then, once they were chained to his legs, he took off at about 30 MPH, soaring through the sky.

(OOC-xD he's about the size of a lab! He couldn't eat you if he tried. xD)

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:12 am

Tobi blinked. He swallowed, a bit nervous to be hurtling through the air at 30 MPH without anything more than a chain to keep him from plummeting to certain death. Plus, his hair was getting messed up!

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:31 am

Darkamaru, unlike Tobi, was grinning. He had done this hundreds of times so he wasn't nervous. The chains were made by him and he knew that it would take a lot more than this to break them. They were pretty strong and wouldn't break. So he was air skiing and doing flips and stuff while Tobi was dying of anxiety. "Whoooo! How you doing, Mustang?"

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:30 am

Tobi sighed. "Honestly, I've been better. Y'know, I'm just plummeting through the air with nothing but a chain supporting my weight. What could possibly go wrong?"

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:33 am

Darkamaru laughed. "Don't let Malice fool you! He's strong enough to hold the chains and I made them with my best automail materials, so they won't break for years to come."

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:35 am

"Oh, that's reassuring," Tobi said sarcastically, "You were probably too busy eating bacon to pay attention!"

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:38 am

He grinned. "Yea, I connected the chains with fruit loops and duct tape. I can do more than one thing at once Tobi! ...And actually, I was too busy watering my house plants..." He laughed, though Tobi might not think that was very reassuring...

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:41 am

Tobi groaned. "If I die, Dark, I swear to god I am going to haunt your ass so bad."

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:48 am

Darkamaru grinned. "Alright Malice, I see the village. Prepare for landing, Mustang. Please keep your seat belt fastened and stay still until the ride completely stops. Hehe."

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